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Michael Jackson Tattoos

With the unexpected passing of the King of Pop, Michael Jackson tattoos are seeing a huge surge in popularity due to the legions of faithful fans getting MJ tattoos. This is a collection of some of the most interesting Michael Jackson tattoos we've scoured from the web.

Let's get to it shall we, here are some of my favorite Michael Jackson Tats.

Michael Jackson Thriller Tattoos


This colorful Michael Jackson Tattoo rocks, I really like this one. I mean it is quite the dedication to get this tattoo but it is really well done and colorful. Good way to start our collection of MJ Thriller Tattoos.


This one with Michael as a werewolf doesn't do it for me. At least not yet. I looked around for a more complete version of this tattoo on the interwebz but didn't see it.

Michael Jackson Memorial Tattoos


Now, whenever you're letting someone hit it from behind with the lights on they are not going to be able to help but thinking about Michael Jackson. Probably not the best place for a memorial tat when you think of it that way, no?


At least it's not right above your ass like the photo above, that way you won't have to worry about your partner thinking about MJ whilst tapping it from behind.

Different Tattoos of Michael Jackson


To keep things fresh, lets look at a snarling Michael Jackson ass tattoo. Yes folks that a picture of Michael Jackson on this ladies nice round ass. It looks like it must be a bit chilly when the photo was made as it seems she has some goosebumps. Eh, maybe not but the tattoo looks freshly emblazened right on her right butt cheek. Want to talk about thinking of MJ while tapping it from behind... ugh this is not a path this post was to take.


Haha i like this one, it gives me the lulz.


The government, that's who.

Fans with Michael Jackson Tats

I'm sure more and more fans have gotten MJ tattooed somewhere on their bodies since his passing and more and more will in the future. If we find any really good and unique ones we'll be sure and post them here. These were pretty innovative ways to celebrate Michael Jackson.

Oh and you didn't think we'd not post one of the most infamous Michael Jackson tattoos on the internet did you? No, we wouldn't forget to do that. so here you go.

Alright, that sums up this post about the different Michael Jackson Tattoos post, you can always count on your friend the google to help you find more relevant Michael Jackson Information in the future.

Oh and a quick shout out to old tattood guy in the previous post... the one talking about old people with tattoos, that the dude we posted up there on the bottom is some really important tattoo guy and we shouldn't be making fun of him. You have our apologies old tattoo guy, apparently you rock. Forgive me for not knowing, but you must remember that my tattoo sucks so I didn't really get into the whole 'dude who got tattoos into the mainstream market' history as I should.

July 15, 2009 | Filed Under Funny-Tattoos, Tattoo-Pictures | 16 Comments 

The Magestic Screwnicorn

Sent to us by the man D styles (studio page), we proudly present, the Screwnicorn.

D styles says, "Here's a pic of something i did on someone recently who lost a bet but was a man of his word. behold... the screwnicorn!"


Yes, it really is a unicorn with a penis horn. Turns out these two dudes had a wager... what they wagered on I don't know but... winner got to pick what the tattoo was and the loser had to pay for it and pick where it went.

The winner of the wager admires the Screwnicorn up close... at least the looser kept his word and got that tattoo.

oyes.

*late edit - hey winner, your face is way too close to the loosers nearly exposed penis for any heterosexual to ever be. Thats all.

February 5, 2009 | Filed Under Funny-Tattoos, Tattoo-Pictures | 6 Comments 

A Bunch of Bad Tattoos

One of the forums I frequent recently had a post up of some really bad tattoos, I'd say these are some of the worst tattoos in the world. I happen to agree with many of them. So without further ado, lets look at this collection of really bad tattoos.
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Yes sir, I'm here to apply for the customer support position. I have lots of people skills and great telephone persona. I feel I would be an invaluable asset to your company and can start working right away.
Gumby and His HorseI'm gumby dammit and i'm tapping that arse.
ThrillerYou Know It's Thriller, Thriller Nights.
I'm trying way to hard to have a bad tattoo. Success.
UnicornI'm sure this makes sense to someone and I'll just say this one is the most likely to get us emailed asking to take it down.
nullSleepy, Doc, Stinky.
Heavy Metal RAAAAR
Heavy Metal... RAAAAAAAAAAAR I'm a big fan!
I see u looking I see you looking and am defensive yet intrigued.
ahhhhhh meeeeeenAnd we will be best friends forever
Seems FriendlyHi, I'm here to pick up your daughter. Yes, I promise to have her home by curfew and I'm a safe driver.

Ahh, the bad tattoos are never ending. Should have another funny tattoo post coming soon and thanks to that gay webmaster forum for doing the legwork.

January 19, 2009 | Filed Under Funny-Tattoos, Tattoo-Pictures | 5 Comments 

Football Tattoos - Funny and Cool Football Tats

As I'm surfing the web looking at some of these funny tattoos I have to ask myself, "are these tattoos real?" Hell if I know, I just post em when I see em.

It's football season and I need to get my cheap ass to buy Georgia Bulldogs tickets and watch them play some football this season. It got me thinking it's about time for a new post over here at MyTattooSucks.com and what better than to kick it off with a round of funny football tattoos. Ok, some of these are kind of cool, but wtf was this dude thinking...

Patriots Football Tattoo

Bwahahah I love it. I first found this from a link over at espn.com. Kudos to you sir, kudos to you and the rash laden bog monster wearing patriotic clothes grasping a canteloup.

PS. bog monsters have larger feet, duh.

Da Bears
Chicago Bears Football Tattoo
Now I don't know what those tats on his shoulders are for sure but the one on his left shoulder is either a center about to snap the football or an injured yeti. The tattoo on the right shoulder is clearly a Queen Ant about to give birth to 76342 larvae.

I'm not positive why people have written all over him, but I can only take a guess that it was either the Chicago Bears football team, or a couple of his buddies who decided they'd fake everyones name on his back so he could take a picture of his sweet Chicago Bears Tattoos and post it to the interwebz for "Fan Cred". Either way this dude is a sure candidate for Cheap Chicago Bears Tickets.

LA Raiderette
Raiders Tattoo
"Ooooooh I'll be your solja boy, your solja boy, I'll be your solja boy, your solja boy."

Giving Patriots Head
Patriots Tattoo on Head
Everyone everywhere will always see this. All the time, everywhere. Go Pats!

Football fans have no fear, as more people flock to the games there are sure to be plenty more funny football tattoos to share with you.

August 29, 2008 | Filed Under Funny-Tattoos, Tattoo-Pictures | Leave a Comment 

Baseball Tattoos - MLB Player Tattoos

Some of the most well known MLB players sport their tattoos. Players like Jason Giambi has who has both arms down over the bicep. There is a very cool looking skull centerpiece on his left shoulder and I can't quite make out what he has on his right arm, but it looks like a dragon.
MLB Player Jason Giambi Tattoos.

As I was doing some googling about tattoos that baseball players had, I saw that Toronto Blue Jays Pitcher Justin Miller (or whereever he is at when you happen to read this) would be forced to wear long sleeve shirts when he pitches because the tattoos on his arms are a distraction to hitters. Miller has 50% of his body covered in Tattoos. Source at ESPN and wikipedia shows him with long sleeves. and I also saw how often "back in the day" that mlb players didn't hardly even have facial hair (a mustach/goat-tee was a no no') to now how lots of them have tattoos.

If you want to go watch some baseball, snap us some photo's of these guys tattoos for the site. Check out this site for Cheap Baseball Tickets. And find a good seat up close so you can get some photo's of all of these tattoos. We'll post them to the site, and unless you're a little bitch about it, like the guy I posted his photo of the 'mystical eight blade' where he emailed me to remove it, because it was a 'friend of his who didn't approve' (uh-huh, and monkeys might fly out my arse in the morning) when I posted it into my latest collection of really funny tattoos.

Other things to note. This is an awesome tattoo of Bettie Page the female baseball player tattood on the back of his leg... she's damn hot, and the tattoo is awesome, it's by Amanda Cancilla. Look at the detail of the shirt at the bottom, not to mention the nipples jump right out at you.

I should also say that HomeRunDerby has the best post I've seen lately of the Best Major League Baseball Tattoos with photos of tons of different pictures.

June 10, 2008 | Filed Under Tattoo-Designs, Tattoo-Gallery, Tattoo-Pictures | Leave a Comment 

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