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Michael Jackson Tattoos

jason — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 22:01:11 +0000

With the unexpected passing of the King of Pop, Michael Jackson tattoos are seeing a huge surge in popularity due to the legions of faithful fans getting MJ tattoos. This is a collection of some of the most interesting Michael Jackson tattoos we've scoured from the web.

Let's get to it shall we, here are some of my favorite Michael Jackson Tats.

Michael Jackson Thriller Tattoos

This colorful Michael Jackson Tattoo rocks, I really like this one. I mean it is quite the dedication to get this tattoo but it is really well done and colorful. Good way to start our collection of MJ Thriller Tattoos.

This one with Michael as a werewolf doesn't do it for me. At least not yet. I looked around for a more complete version of this tattoo on the interwebz but didn't see it.

Michael Jackson Memorial Tattoos

Now, whenever you're letting someone hit it from behind with the lights on they are not going to be able to help but thinking about Michael Jackson. Probably not the best place for a memorial tat when you think of it that way, no?

At least it's not right above your ass like the photo above, that way you won't have to worry about your partner thinking about MJ whilst tapping it from behind.

Different Tattoos of Michael Jackson

To keep things fresh, lets look at a snarling Michael Jackson ass tattoo. Yes folks that a picture of Michael Jackson on this ladies nice round ass. It looks like it must be a bit chilly when the photo was made as it seems she has some goosebumps. Eh, maybe not but the tattoo looks freshly emblazened right on her right butt cheek. Want to talk about thinking of MJ while tapping it from behind... ugh this is not a path this post was to take.

Haha i like this one, it gives me the lulz.

The government, that's who.

Fans with Michael Jackson Tats

I'm sure more and more fans have gotten MJ tattooed somewhere on their bodies since his passing and more and more will in the future. If we find any really good and unique ones we'll be sure and post them here. These were pretty innovative ways to celebrate Michael Jackson.

Oh and you didn't think we'd not post one of the most infamous Michael Jackson tattoos on the internet did you? No, we wouldn't forget to do that. so here you go.

Alright, that sums up this post about the different Michael Jackson Tattoos post, you can always count on your friend the google to help you find more relevant Michael Jackson Information in the future.

Oh and a quick shout out to old tattood guy in the previous post... the one talking about old people with tattoos, that the dude we posted up there on the bottom is some really important tattoo guy and we shouldn't be making fun of him. You have our apologies old tattoo guy, apparently you rock. Forgive me for not knowing, but you must remember that my tattoo sucks so I didn't really get into the whole 'dude who got tattoos into the mainstream market' history as I should.

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Granny Tattoos – Tattoos of Old People

jason — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 19:12:20 +0000

Nothing funnier that funny tattoos on old people. I'd like to say that this Granny doesn't give a fuck. Wouldn't you agree? I got this picture in email from my good buddy Jeffy who warned you that

My sick wife sent this to me. If at work just watch out for on lookers.

if you're at work then you should beware of any onlookers! Sometimes the emails are just too good to pass up and we figure we should share them with you.

Thank's Jeff, you sick bastard.

Hey, maybe this chick should meet up with this dude.

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The Magestic Screwnicorn

jason — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 14:20:37 +0000

Sent to us by the man D styles (studio page), we proudly present, the Screwnicorn.

D styles says, "Here's a pic of something i did on someone recently who lost a bet but was a man of his word. behold... the screwnicorn!"

Yes, it really is a unicorn with a penis horn. Turns out these two dudes had a wager... what they wagered on I don't know but... winner got to pick what the tattoo was and the loser had to pay for it and pick where it went.

The winner of the wager admires the Screwnicorn up close... at least the looser kept his word and got that tattoo.

oyes.

*late edit - hey winner, your face is way too close to the losers nearly exposed penis for any heterosexual to ever be. Thats all.

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A Bunch of Bad Tattoos

jason — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 19:33:39 +0000

One of the forums I frequent recently had a post up of some really bad tattoos, I'd say these are some of the worst tattoos in the world. I happen to agree with many of them. So without further ado, lets look at this collection of really bad tattoos.

Yes sir, I'm here to apply for the customer support position. I have lots of people skills and great telephone persona. I feel I would be an invaluable asset to your company and can start working right away.
I'm gumby dammit and i'm tapping that arse.
You Know It's Thriller, Thriller Nights.
I'm trying way to hard to have a bad tattoo. Success.
I'm sure this makes sense to someone and I'll just say this one is the most likely to get us emailed asking to take it down.
Sleepy, Doc, Stinky.

Heavy Metal... RAAAAAAAAAAAR I'm a big fan!
I see you looking and am defensive yet intrigued.
And we will be best friends forever
Hi, I'm here to pick up your daughter. Yes, I promise to have her home by curfew and I'm a safe driver.

Ahh, the bad tattoos are never ending. Should have another funny tattoo post coming soon and thanks to that gay webmaster forum for doing the legwork.

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Nigerian Scammer – Owned via Tattoo

jason — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 13:11:02 +0000

It warms my heart to see the Nigerian scum bags who prey on naive elderly people getting a taste of their own medicine.

I'm sure you have all seen the emails of people claiming to be due to receive a huge sum of money, but if they can avoid their governments taxes by using your bank account they will cut you a percentage...

Well, take a look at our friend 'Rev Nicholas Okorie'. Now a proud member of the "Church of the Tattoo'd Saint" after he tried to scam whom he thought was a Priest in charge of the accounts payable department at a very generous church in the United States.

The scammer has the tables turned on him as he is convinced to get himself tattooed to prove his membership in the church, and to receive is $40,000 grand +.

Here is the scammer as he joins the 'church of the tattoo'd saint'.

Here is our good friend "Reverend Nicholas" getting his tattoo so he can get his $44,000 check from the Church of the Tattoo'd Saint.

This guy tried to scam the wrong guy.

Moral of the story? Don't fuck with the 419Eaters and scammers get what they deserve. Big huge lifetime tattoos letting them know how they got "Baited by the 419 Eaters".

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Football Tattoos – Funny and Cool Football Tats

jason — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:15:19 +0000

As I'm surfing the web looking at some of these funny tattoos I have to ask myself, "are these tattoos real?" Hell if I know, I just post em when I see em.

It's football season and I need to get my cheap ass to buy Georgia Bulldogs tickets and watch them play some football this season. It got me thinking it's about time for a new post over here at MyTattooSucks.com and what better than to kick it off with a round of funny football tattoos. Ok, some of these are kind of cool, but wtf was this dude thinking...

Bwahahah I love it. I first found this from a link over at espn.com. Kudos to you sir, kudos to you and the rash laden bog monster wearing patriotic clothes grasping a canteloup.

PS. bog monsters have larger feet, duh.

Da Bears

Now I don't know what those tats on his shoulders are for sure but the one on his left shoulder is either a center about to snap the football or an injured yeti. The tattoo on the right shoulder is clearly a Queen Ant about to give birth to 76342 larvae.

I'm not positive why people have written all over him, but I can only take a guess that it was either the Chicago Bears football team, or a couple of his buddies who decided they'd fake everyones name on his back so he could take a picture of his sweet Chicago Bears Tattoos and post it to the interwebz for "Fan Cred". Either way this dude is a sure candidate for Cheap Chicago Bears Tickets.

LA Raiderette

"Ooooooh I'll be your solja boy, your solja boy, I'll be your solja boy, your solja boy."

Giving Patriots Head

Everyone everywhere will always see this. All the time, everywhere. Go Pats!

Football fans have no fear, as more people flock to the games there are sure to be plenty more funny football tattoos to share with you.

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More Funny and Really Bad Tattoos

jason — Mon, 19 May 2008 20:13:12 +0000

Ok, let's just get right down to it. Here is our next installment of some really funny ass tattoos and my god what the hell are these people thinking getting these really bad tattoos.

Ooh, here is the mystical 'eight blade'. *We received an email from "No Name Given" saying that they knew the person who had the mystical "eight blade" tattoo. (riiiighht). Tell that person fine, but the photo is up on photobucket so if you want it removed from the web you should talk to them.

Butthead is fairly well hung eh?

If I'm tapping it from behind the last thing I want to see is your eyes looking back at me from the back of your neck.

Ok, this one was too wide and was screwing up the site in IE (why aren't you using firefox anyway? But this is a 'Funny Ass Tattoo'even funnier is the demonic penis up at the top right of his ass...

yarrrr!

Flaming cup-cake.

Fuck I sold my forehead for advertising to a website named Manville.

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MMA Tattoos

jason — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:11:50 +0000

MMA is one of the fastest growing sports on the planet. Let's take a look at some of the different MMA tattoos sported by our favorite fighters.

It wouldn't be my tattoo sucks unless we started with the worst / funniest tattoos first, so, check out this list of 12 worst tattoos in the MMA.
. Yes, that says 'I have a small penis'. Haha that combined with the nazi chest piece owns for the worst mma tattoo. How sardonic do you have to be to put that tattoo on yourself? I mean WTF.

See more of the worst mma tattoos in the link above, and bodog life has rated some of the top mma tattoos in a piece on bodognation, including pictures of mma tattoos.

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Funny Tattoos – Vote for your Favorite Funny Tattoo

jason — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 09:04:27 +0000

We've found these funny tattoo pics and we want your vote! Since we started collecting funny tattoos, we decided to have a funny tattoo poll to see what tattoos you think are the best (worst?) tattoos around. Simply click on the tattoo pictures to vote for your favorite of these funny tattoos.

Click on the funniest tattoo and register to win some sh1t

Funny Tattoo #1

Finger Tattoo

Gee Dude, what a risky tattoo that is! We're not quite sure if this is a funny tattoo, or if this tattoo just plain sucks. Think this is the best of these funny tattoos?

Click the funny tattoo photo to cast your vote.

Funny Tattoo #2

Tattoo on the Head

Face forward? Face backward? This head tattoo uses creativity (and body hair) to make use of otherwise, "bald space". This funny tattoo sure would make you do a double-take if you passed him on the street.

Like this funny tattoo? Click the tattoo pic to cast your vote.

Funny Tattoo #3

Tattoo on Forearm

Now, did this dude get this tattoo to be funny... or because he really needs it? C'mon, didn't we all learn our right from our left in kindergarten? We are pretty sure we spy alcohol in the background of this funny tattoo pic....that might explain everything!

Like this funny tattoo? Click the picture and cast your vote now.

Thanks for voting in our funny tattoo poll!

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Funny Tattoo Videos & Tattoo Mistakes

jason — Wed, 19 Sep 2007 21:14:55 +0000

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvLsuWpSJH0[/youtube]

Always Hit Spellcheck Note: You can rate this post by visiting the site.

This funny tattoo video reminds us to always hit f7 for spellcheck prior to hitting the print button. This was quite the dumbass rookie tattoo mistake. You sir officially have a tattoo that sucks. Welcome to the club!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlIWXSIqM8A[/youtube]

LOL Regret Note: You can rate this post by visiting the site.
Step one, jerry rig a homeade tattoo gun.
Step two, relay that I am an internet savvy young punk by using the new wave internet speak"lol" pointing to a dumbass looking diamond. It was kind of funny It was kind of funny in a "these dudes are fucking idiots" kind of way. Nice diamond sparky.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdSJxFJBqas[/youtube]

Bad Ass Tattoo Advice (as in good) Note: You can rate this post by visiting the site.
This dude is a badass, and gives good advice about how to not get a bad tattoo. Kudos sir.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGfXwwscXRs[/youtube]

Tattoos That Suck Video Note: You can rate this post by visiting the site.

And this is probably my favorite video, these are some of the mostoutrageous / sucky, funniest, worst tattoos I have ever seen in one compliation. If you have a tattoo that sucks really bad and it is out on the internet then it should show up on this one. bahahaha this video kicks ass.

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