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Welcome to MyTattooSucks.com. I have a tattoo that sucks, and it sucks royally. I do not want you to make the same mistakes I did, that is why I created this website.

The goal of this website is to post funny tattoo information and help tattoo seekers get a good tattoo and avoid the tattoo mistakes I made when I got my first tattoo. Read more about me and my sucky tattoo here. I will also provide picture proof of me and my tattoo that sucks!

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Nigerian Scammer - Owned via Tattoo

It warms my heart to see the Nigerian scum bags who prey on naive elderly people getting a taste of their own medicine. I'm sure you have all seen the emails of people claiming to be due to receive a huge sum of money, but if they can avoid their governments taxes by using your bank account they will cut you a percentage...

Well, take a look at our friend 'Rev Nicholas Okorie'. Now a proud member of the "Church of the Tattoo'd Saint".

Nigerian Scammer Gets Scammed into a Tattoo

Here is our good friend "Reverend Nicholas" getting his tattoo so he can get his $44,000 check from the Church of the Tattoo'd Saint.
Tattoo In Action
This guy tried to scam the wrong guy.

Welcome to the Church of the Tattoo'd Saint, Rev Okorie!

Moral of the story? Don't fuck with the 419Eaters and scammers are scum!

September 24, 2008 | Filed Under Funny-Tattoos | Leave a Comment 

Football Tattoos - Funny and Cool Football Tats

As I'm surfing the web looking at some of these funny tattoos I have to ask myself, "are these tattoos real?" Hell if I know, I just post em when I see em.

It's football season and I need to get my cheap ass to buy Georgia Bulldogs tickets and watch them play some football this season. It got me thinking it's about time for a new post over here at MyTattooSucks.com and what better than to kick it off with a round of funny football tattoos. Ok, some of these are kind of cool, but wtf was this dude thinking...

Patriots Football Tattoo

Bwahahah I love it. I first found this from a link over at espn.com. Kudos to you sir, kudos to you and the rash laden bog monster wearing patriotic clothes grasping a canteloup.

PS. bog monsters have larger feet, duh.

Da Bears
Chicago Bears Football Tattoo
Now I don't know what those tats on his shoulders are for sure but the one on his left shoulder is either a center about to snap the football or an injured yeti. The tattoo on the right shoulder is clearly a Queen Ant about to give birth to 76342 larvae.

I'm not positive why people have written all over him, but I can only take a guess that it was either the Chicago Bears football team, or a couple of his buddies who decided they'd fake everyones name on his back so he could take a picture of his sweet Chicago Bears Tattoos and post it to the interwebz for "Fan Cred". Either way this dude is a sure candidate for Cheap Chicago Bears Tickets.

LA Raiderette
Raiders Tattoo
"Ooooooh I'll be your solja boy, your solja boy, I'll be your solja boy, your solja boy."

Giving Patriots Head
Patriots Tattoo on Head
Everyone everywhere will always see this. All the time, everywhere. Go Pats!

Football fans have no fear, as more people flock to the games there are sure to be plenty more funny football tattoos to share with you.

August 29, 2008 | Filed Under Funny-Tattoos, Tattoo-Pictures | Leave a Comment 

More Funny and Really Bad Tattoos

Ok, let's just get right down to it. Here is our next installment of some really funny ass tattoos and my god what the hell are these people thinking getting these really bad tattoos.
Happy Clown Tattoo - FAIL

Ooh, here is the mystical 'eight blade'. *We received an email from "No Name Given" saying that they knew the person who had the mystical "eight blade" tattoo. (riiiighht). Tell that person fine, but the photo is up on photobucket so if you want it removed from the web you should talk to them.

Butthead is fairly well hung eh?
It's up to his nipples for god sakes.

If I'm tapping it from behind the last thing I want to see is your eyes looking back at me from the back of your neck.
WTF

Ok, this one was too wide and was screwing up the site in IE (why aren't you using firefox anyway? But this is a 'Funny Ass Tattoo'even funnier is the demonic penis up at the top right of his ass...

yarrrr!
yarrrrgh

Flaming cup-cake.
Respect the Cupcake

Fuck I sold my forehead for advertising to a website named Manville.
forehead tattoo 'manville'

May 19, 2008 | Filed Under Funny-Tattoos, Tattoo-Gallery, Tattoo-Pictures | Leave a Comment 

MMA Tattoos

MMA is one of the fastest growing sports on the planet. Let's take a look at some of the different MMA tattoos sported by our favorite fighters.

It wouldn't be my tattoo sucks unless we started with the worst / funniest tattoos first, so, check out this list of 12 worst tattoos in the MMA.
Dude says . Yes, that says 'I have a small penis'. Haha that combined with the nazi chest piece owns for the worst mma tattoo. How sardonic do you have to be to put that tattoo on yourself? I mean WTF.

Bad MMA TattoosSee more of the worst mma tattoos in the link above, and bodog life has rated some of the top mma tattoos in a piece on bodognation, including pictures of mma tattoos.

April 7, 2008 | Filed Under Funny-Tattoos, Tattoo-Pictures | Leave a Comment 

Funny Tattoos - Vote for your Favorite Funny Tattoo

We've found these funny tattoo pics and we want your vote! Since we started collecting funny tattoos, we decided to have a funny tattoo poll to see what tattoos you think are the best (worst?) tattoos around. Simply click on the tattoo pictures to vote for your favorite of these funny tattoos.

Click on the funniest tattoo and register to win some sh1t

Funny Tattoo #1

Finger Tattoo

Gee Dude, what a risky tattoo that is! We're not quite sure if this is a funny tattoo, or if this tattoo just plain sucks. Think this is the best of these funny tattoos?

Click the funny tattoo photo to cast your vote.

Funny Tattoo #2

Tattoo on the Head

Face forward? Face backward? This head tattoo uses creativity (and body hair) to make use of otherwise, "bald space". This funny tattoo sure would make you do a double-take if you passed him on the street.

Like this funny tattoo? Click the tattoo pic to cast your vote.

Funny Tattoo #3

Tattoo on Forearm

Now, did this dude get this tattoo to be funny... or because he really needs it? C'mon, didn't we all learn our right from our left in kindergarten? We are pretty sure we spy alcohol in the background of this funny tattoo pic....that might explain everything!

Like this funny tattoo? Click the picture and cast your vote now.

Thanks for voting in our funny tattoo poll!

October 17, 2007 | Filed Under Funny-Tattoos, Tattoo-Pictures | Leave a Comment 

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