Dear Tattoo Seeker,
My Tattoo sucks. I said it... I'll say it again. My tattoo sucks... Royally.
When I was younger I made a decision that would forever change my life.
I got a tattoo that sucked.
This website is my round about way to help current tattoo seekers select the perfect tattoo and avoid the mistakes I made when I got my first tattoo!
Me and my sucky tattoo.
"There is no way in hell I'm providing a picture to just anyone, it's too embarassing. If you want to see you'll have to sign up for my free report!"
Don't make a HUGE Tattoo Mistake like I did! Get this free report on "What Not To Do Tattoo" and make sure that you pick the AVOID my Tattoo Mistakes - Get the PERFECT Tattoo for you! Before You Get A Tattoo You MUST Read This Free Report! Five Things That Every Tattoo Seeker Should Know Before Getting A Tattoo!
Avoid Tattoo Regret, Your Future Self Will Thank You For It!
Signup for my free "What Not To Do Tattoo Report"
and I will also show PICTURE PROOF
of me and my sucky tattoo! Yes it really is me, and
yes I REALLY did get that tattoo!
Your privacy will ALWAYS be respected and your information NEVER sold, traded or given away to any third parties. I HATE spam as much as you do.
I think you got the stupidest tattoo that a person could ever get. Please
tell me what posed you to get such a sucky tattoo? What were you thinking
when you got that tattoo. The next tattoo you get you should put it on top
the old tattoo so it's like it was never there.
dude. that tattoo rocks. seriously its awesome
Inside the "What Not To Do Tattoo Report"
- The top mistakes tattoo seekers make. These mistakes cost so many people so much that it seems silly that people would overlook them, but they do! Make sure you do not make these easy to avoid mistakes when selecting your tattoo!
- The "number one rule" when it comes to selecting the perfect tatoo design for you. Do you know what this is? Chances are you don't.
- How to find ORIGINAL Tattoo designs from master Tattoo Artists. Thousands of custom designed original tattoo designs from the BEST tattoo artists on the planet.
- How to avoid the serious tattoo mistakes. These mistakes can cost you more than just embarassment... don't make them!
- How to know for sure if you are going to love your tattoo for the long term. Before you put ink to skin, find out if you are really going to love your tattoo long term!
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- 100% FREE information with NOTHING to purchase and you do not even have to take part in some lame ass marketing survey or anything like that, either.
No Strings, No Joke.
Here's to your perfect tattoo!
The dude with the sucky tattoo.
Don't let it happen to you!
Get my FREE report now!
Your privacy will ALWAYS be respected and your information NEVER sold, traded or given away to any third parties. I HATE spam as much as you do. P.S.S. Get the report now before I take my tattoo picture down, I really can't take the mockery much longer!