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The Magestic Screwnicorn

Sent to us by the man D styles (studio page), we proudly present, the Screwnicorn.

D styles says, "Here's a pic of something i did on someone recently who lost a bet but was a man of his word. behold... the screwnicorn!"


Yes, it really is a unicorn with a penis horn. Turns out these two dudes had a wager... what they wagered on I don't know but... winner got to pick what the tattoo was and the loser had to pay for it and pick where it went.

The winner of the wager admires the Screwnicorn up close... at least the looser kept his word and got that tattoo.

oyes.

*late edit - hey winner, your face is way too close to the losers nearly exposed penis for any heterosexual to ever be. Thats all.

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18 Responses to “The Magestic Screwnicorn”

  1. That guy on May 7th, 2009 4:30 pm

    LOSER! NOT LOOSER!

    A loser would lose, but a looser wouldn’t be as tight.

    Learn it.

  2. doogie on September 30th, 2009 12:55 am

    Heard bout this shit on ellis. RED DRAGONS!!!

  3. Anonymous on October 1st, 2009 7:53 pm

    red dragons

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  7. Tattoo Supplies Los Angeles on April 29th, 2010 11:01 am

    Wow… I wonder what the thought was the morning after getting that one done. Oh the things that are guaranteed to be regrettable down the road!

  8. Jaelyn on July 21st, 2010 5:11 pm

    hahahahha wow. Gonna show your kids that one??
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  9. ThatGuy on June 22nd, 2011 11:07 am

    These two gentlemen are my friends.

    The wager was over a poker game.

    He still has the tattoo and it is still awesome.

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  11. rengawi on October 8th, 2011 9:27 pm

    I have a brass statue of a unicorn and the horn looked just like that. Shaft, head, and pee hole but no set of balls on his forehead. I felt so sorry for it I took it to the bench grinder and turned him back into a horse. I think if it were real he would have thanked me. I have pictures of it but nowhere to attach the file.

  12. Me on November 13th, 2011 9:47 pm

    Hey homophobe

    Do one

    That is all

  13. Alex on December 8th, 2011 2:33 pm

    “hey winner, your face is way too close to the losers nearly exposed penis for any heterosexual to ever be. Thats all.”

    Why do you immediately assume he’s heterosexual? Dumbass homophobe.

  14. Sergio on June 1st, 2012 2:32 am

    It’s facing the wrong way

  15. Sergio on June 1st, 2012 2:33 am

    Oh I see the dong is facing the ass. That’s funny lol

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