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Welcome to MyTattooSucks.com. I have a tattoo that sucks, and it sucks royally. I do not want you to make the same mistakes I did, that is why I created this website.

The goal of this website is to post funny tattoo information and help tattoo seekers get a good tattoo and avoid the tattoo mistakes I made when I got my first tattoo. Read more about me and my sucky tattoo here. I will also provide picture proof of me and my tattoo that sucks!

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Nigerian Scammer - Owned via Tattoo

It warms my heart to see the Nigerian scum bags who prey on naive elderly people getting a taste of their own medicine. I'm sure you have all seen the emails of people claiming to be due to receive a huge sum of money, but if they can avoid their governments taxes by using your bank account they will cut you a percentage...

Well, take a look at our friend 'Rev Nicholas Okorie'. Now a proud member of the "Church of the Tattoo'd Saint".

Nigerian Scammer Gets Scammed into a Tattoo

Here is our good friend "Reverend Nicholas" getting his tattoo so he can get his $44,000 check from the Church of the Tattoo'd Saint.
Tattoo In Action
This guy tried to scam the wrong guy.

Welcome to the Church of the Tattoo'd Saint, Rev Okorie!

Moral of the story? Don't fuck with the 419Eaters and scammers are scum!

September 24, 2008 | Filed Under Funny-Tattoos | Leave a Comment 

Football Tattoos - Funny and Cool Football Tats

As I'm surfing the web looking at some of these funny tattoos I have to ask myself, "are these tattoos real?" Hell if I know, I just post em when I see em.

It's football season and I need to get my cheap ass to buy Georgia Bulldogs tickets and watch them play some football this season. It got me thinking it's about time for a new post over here at MyTattooSucks.com and what better than to kick it off with a round of funny football tattoos. Ok, some of these are kind of cool, but wtf was this dude thinking...

Patriots Football Tattoo

Bwahahah I love it. I first found this from a link over at espn.com. Kudos to you sir, kudos to you and the rash laden bog monster wearing patriotic clothes grasping a canteloup.

PS. bog monsters have larger feet, duh.

Da Bears
Chicago Bears Football Tattoo
Now I don't know what those tats on his shoulders are for sure but the one on his left shoulder is either a center about to snap the football or an injured yeti. The tattoo on the right shoulder is clearly a Queen Ant about to give birth to 76342 larvae.

I'm not positive why people have written all over him, but I can only take a guess that it was either the Chicago Bears football team, or a couple of his buddies who decided they'd fake everyones name on his back so he could take a picture of his sweet Chicago Bears Tattoos and post it to the interwebz for "Fan Cred". Either way this dude is a sure candidate for Cheap Chicago Bears Tickets.

LA Raiderette
Raiders Tattoo
"Ooooooh I'll be your solja boy, your solja boy, I'll be your solja boy, your solja boy."

Giving Patriots Head
Patriots Tattoo on Head
Everyone everywhere will always see this. All the time, everywhere. Go Pats!

Football fans have no fear, as more people flock to the games there are sure to be plenty more funny football tattoos to share with you.

August 29, 2008 | Filed Under Funny-Tattoos, Tattoo-Pictures | Leave a Comment 

Baseball Tattoos - MLB Player Tattoos

Some of the most well known MLB players sport their tattoos. Players like Jason Giambi has who has both arms down over the bicep. There is a very cool looking skull centerpiece on his left shoulder and I can't quite make out what he has on his right arm, but it looks like a dragon.
MLB Player Jason Giambi Tattoos.

As I was doing some googling about tattoos that baseball players had, I saw that Toronto Blue Jays Pitcher Justin Miller (or whereever he is at when you happen to read this) would be forced to wear long sleeve shirts when he pitches because the tattoos on his arms are a distraction to hitters. Miller has 50% of his body covered in Tattoos. Source at ESPN and wikipedia shows him with long sleeves. and I also saw how often "back in the day" that mlb players didn't hardly even have facial hair (a mustach/goat-tee was a no no') to now how lots of them have tattoos.

If you want to go watch some baseball, snap us some photo's of these guys tattoos for the site. Check out this site for Cheap Baseball Tickets. And find a good seat up close so you can get some photo's of all of these tattoos. We'll post them to the site, and unless you're a little bitch about it, like the guy I posted his photo of the 'mystical eight blade' where he emailed me to remove it, because it was a 'friend of his who didn't approve' (uh-huh, and monkeys might fly out my arse in the morning) when I posted it into my latest collection of really funny tattoos.

Other things to note. This is an awesome tattoo of Bettie Page the female baseball player tattood on the back of his leg... she's damn hot, and the tattoo is awesome, it's by Amanda Cancilla. Look at the detail of the shirt at the bottom, not to mention the nipples jump right out at you.

I should also say that HomeRunDerby has the best post I've seen lately of the Best Major League Baseball Tattoos with photos of tons of different pictures.

June 10, 2008 | Filed Under Tattoo-Designs, Tattoo-Gallery, Tattoo-Pictures | Leave a Comment 

More Funny and Really Bad Tattoos

Ok, let's just get right down to it. Here is our next installment of some really funny ass tattoos and my god what the hell are these people thinking getting these really bad tattoos.
Happy Clown Tattoo - FAIL

Ooh, here is the mystical 'eight blade'. *We received an email from "No Name Given" saying that they knew the person who had the mystical "eight blade" tattoo. (riiiighht). Tell that person fine, but the photo is up on photobucket so if you want it removed from the web you should talk to them.

Butthead is fairly well hung eh?
It's up to his nipples for god sakes.

If I'm tapping it from behind the last thing I want to see is your eyes looking back at me from the back of your neck.
WTF

Ok, this one was too wide and was screwing up the site in IE (why aren't you using firefox anyway? But this is a 'Funny Ass Tattoo'even funnier is the demonic penis up at the top right of his ass...

yarrrr!
yarrrrgh

Flaming cup-cake.
Respect the Cupcake

Fuck I sold my forehead for advertising to a website named Manville.
forehead tattoo 'manville'

May 19, 2008 | Filed Under Funny-Tattoos, Tattoo-Gallery, Tattoo-Pictures | Leave a Comment 

MMA Tattoos

MMA is one of the fastest growing sports on the planet. Let's take a look at some of the different MMA tattoos sported by our favorite fighters.

It wouldn't be my tattoo sucks unless we started with the worst / funniest tattoos first, so, check out this list of 12 worst tattoos in the MMA.
Dude says . Yes, that says 'I have a small penis'. Haha that combined with the nazi chest piece owns for the worst mma tattoo. How sardonic do you have to be to put that tattoo on yourself? I mean WTF.

Bad MMA TattoosSee more of the worst mma tattoos in the link above, and bodog life has rated some of the top mma tattoos in a piece on bodognation, including pictures of mma tattoos.

April 7, 2008 | Filed Under Funny-Tattoos, Tattoo-Pictures | Leave a Comment 

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