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Welcome to MyTattooSucks.com. I have a tattoo that sucks, and it sucks royally. I do not want you to make the same mistakes I did, that is why I created this website. The goal of this website is to post funny tattoo information and help tattoo seekers get a good tattoo and avoid the tattoo mistakes I made when I got my first tattoo. Read more about me and my sucky tattoo here. I will also provide picture proof of me and my tattoo that sucks!

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Granny Tattoos - Tattoos of Old People

Nothing funnier that funny tattoos on old people. I'd like to say that this Granny doesn't give a fuck. Wouldn't you agree? I got this picture in email from my good buddy Jeffy who warned you that

My sick wife sent this to me. If at work just watch out for on lookers.

if you're at work then you should beware of any onlookers! Sometimes the emails are just too good to pass up and we figure we should share them with you.

Granny Tattoo Photo

Thank's Jeff, you sick bastard.

Hey, maybe this chick should meet up with this dude.

Old tattoo guy, meet Naked tattoo grandma

June 5, 2009 | Filed Under Funny-Tattoos | 2 Comments 

The Magestic Screwnicorn

Sent to us by the man D styles (studio page), we proudly present, the Screwnicorn.

D styles says, "Here's a pic of something i did on someone recently who lost a bet but was a man of his word. behold... the screwnicorn!"


Yes, it really is a unicorn with a penis horn. Turns out these two dudes had a wager... what they wagered on I don't know but... winner got to pick what the tattoo was and the loser had to pay for it and pick where it went.

The winner of the wager admires the Screwnicorn up close... at least the looser kept his word and got that tattoo.

oyes.

*late edit - hey winner, your face is way too close to the loosers nearly exposed penis for any heterosexual to ever be. Thats all.

February 5, 2009 | Filed Under Funny-Tattoos, Tattoo-Pictures | 1 Comment 

A Bunch of Bad Tattoos

One of the forums I frequent recently had a post up of some really bad tattoos, I'd say these are some of the worst tattoos in the world. I happen to agree with many of them. So without further ado, lets look at this collection of really bad tattoos.
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Yes sir, I'm here to apply for the customer support position. I have lots of people skills and great telephone persona. I feel I would be an invaluable asset to your company and can start working right away.
Gumby and His HorseI'm gumby dammit and i'm tapping that arse.
ThrillerYou Know It's Thriller, Thriller Nights.
I'm trying way to hard to have a bad tattoo. Success.
UnicornI'm sure this makes sense to someone and I'll just say this one is the most likely to get us emailed asking to take it down.
nullSleepy, Doc, Stinky.
Heavy Metal RAAAAR
Heavy Metal... RAAAAAAAAAAAR I'm a big fan!
I see u looking I see you looking and am defensive yet intrigued.
ahhhhhh meeeeeenAnd we will be best friends forever
Seems FriendlyHi, I'm here to pick up your daughter. Yes, I promise to have her home by curfew and I'm a safe driver.

Ahh, the bad tattoos are never ending. Should have another funny tattoo post coming soon and thanks to that gay webmaster forum for doing the legwork.

January 19, 2009 | Filed Under Funny-Tattoos, Tattoo-Pictures | 3 Comments 

Nigerian Scammer - Owned via Tattoo

It warms my heart to see the Nigerian scum bags who prey on naive elderly people getting a taste of their own medicine.

I'm sure you have all seen the emails of people claiming to be due to receive a huge sum of money, but if they can avoid their governments taxes by using your bank account they will cut you a percentage...

Well, take a look at our friend 'Rev Nicholas Okorie'. Now a proud member of the "Church of the Tattoo'd Saint" after he tried to scam whom he thought was a Priest in charge of the accounts payable department at a very generous church in the United States.

The scammer has the tables turned on him as he is convinced to get himself tattooed to prove his membership in the church, and to receive is $40,000 grand +.

Here is the scammer as he joins the 'church of the tattoo'd saint'.

Nigerian Scammer Gets Scammed into a Tattoo

Here is our good friend "Reverend Nicholas" getting his tattoo so he can get his $44,000 check from the Church of the Tattoo'd Saint.
Tattoo In Action
This guy tried to scam the wrong guy.

Welcome to the Church of the Tattoo'd Saint, Rev Okorie!

Moral of the story? Don't fuck with the 419Eaters and scammers get what they deserve. Big huge lifetime tattoos letting them know how they got "Baited by the 419 Eaters".

September 24, 2008 | Filed Under Funny-Tattoos | 2 Comments 

Football Tattoos - Funny and Cool Football Tats

As I'm surfing the web looking at some of these funny tattoos I have to ask myself, "are these tattoos real?" Hell if I know, I just post em when I see em.

It's football season and I need to get my cheap ass to buy Georgia Bulldogs tickets and watch them play some football this season. It got me thinking it's about time for a new post over here at MyTattooSucks.com and what better than to kick it off with a round of funny football tattoos. Ok, some of these are kind of cool, but wtf was this dude thinking...

Patriots Football Tattoo

Bwahahah I love it. I first found this from a link over at espn.com. Kudos to you sir, kudos to you and the rash laden bog monster wearing patriotic clothes grasping a canteloup.

PS. bog monsters have larger feet, duh.

Da Bears
Chicago Bears Football Tattoo
Now I don't know what those tats on his shoulders are for sure but the one on his left shoulder is either a center about to snap the football or an injured yeti. The tattoo on the right shoulder is clearly a Queen Ant about to give birth to 76342 larvae.

I'm not positive why people have written all over him, but I can only take a guess that it was either the Chicago Bears football team, or a couple of his buddies who decided they'd fake everyones name on his back so he could take a picture of his sweet Chicago Bears Tattoos and post it to the interwebz for "Fan Cred". Either way this dude is a sure candidate for Cheap Chicago Bears Tickets.

LA Raiderette
Raiders Tattoo
"Ooooooh I'll be your solja boy, your solja boy, I'll be your solja boy, your solja boy."

Giving Patriots Head
Patriots Tattoo on Head
Everyone everywhere will always see this. All the time, everywhere. Go Pats!

Football fans have no fear, as more people flock to the games there are sure to be plenty more funny football tattoos to share with you.

August 29, 2008 | Filed Under Funny-Tattoos, Tattoo-Pictures | Leave a Comment 

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