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Welcome to MyTattooSucks.com. I have a tattoo that sucks, and it sucks royally. I do not want you to make the same mistakes I did, that is why I created this website. The goal of this website is to post funny tattoo information and help tattoo seekers get a good tattoo and avoid the tattoo mistakes I made when I got my first tattoo. Read more about me and my sucky tattoo here. I will also provide picture proof of me and my tattoo that sucks!

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Michael Jackson Tattoos

With the unexpected passing of the King of Pop, Michael Jackson tattoos are seeing a huge surge in popularity due to the legions of faithful fans getting MJ tattoos. This is a collection of some of the most interesting Michael Jackson tattoos we've scoured from the web.

Let's get to it shall we, here are some of my favorite Michael Jackson Tats.

Michael Jackson Thriller Tattoos


This colorful Michael Jackson Tattoo rocks, I really like this one. I mean it is quite the dedication to get this tattoo but it is really well done and colorful. Good way to start our collection of MJ Thriller Tattoos.


This one with Michael as a werewolf doesn't do it for me. At least not yet. I looked around for a more complete version of this tattoo on the interwebz but didn't see it.

Michael Jackson Memorial Tattoos


Now, whenever you're letting someone hit it from behind with the lights on they are not going to be able to help but thinking about Michael Jackson. Probably not the best place for a memorial tat when you think of it that way, no?


At least it's not right above your ass like the photo above, that way you won't have to worry about your partner thinking about MJ whilst tapping it from behind.

Different Tattoos of Michael Jackson


To keep things fresh, lets look at a snarling Michael Jackson ass tattoo. Yes folks that a picture of Michael Jackson on this ladies nice round ass. It looks like it must be a bit chilly when the photo was made as it seems she has some goosebumps. Eh, maybe not but the tattoo looks freshly emblazened right on her right butt cheek. Want to talk about thinking of MJ while tapping it from behind... ugh this is not a path this post was to take.


Haha i like this one, it gives me the lulz.


The government, that's who.

Fans with Michael Jackson Tats

I'm sure more and more fans have gotten MJ tattooed somewhere on their bodies since his passing and more and more will in the future. If we find any really good and unique ones we'll be sure and post them here. These were pretty innovative ways to celebrate Michael Jackson.

Oh and you didn't think we'd not post one of the most infamous Michael Jackson tattoos on the internet did you? No, we wouldn't forget to do that. so here you go.

Alright, that sums up this post about the different Michael Jackson Tattoos post, you can always count on your friend the google to help you find more relevant Michael Jackson Information in the future.

Oh and a quick shout out to old tattood guy in the previous post... the one talking about old people with tattoos, that the dude we posted up there on the bottom is some really important tattoo guy and we shouldn't be making fun of him. You have our apologies old tattoo guy, apparently you rock. Forgive me for not knowing, but you must remember that my tattoo sucks so I didn't really get into the whole 'dude who got tattoos into the mainstream market' history as I should.

July 15, 2009 | Filed Under Funny-Tattoos, Tattoo-Pictures | 15 Comments 

Granny Tattoos - Tattoos of Old People

Nothing funnier that funny tattoos on old people. I'd like to say that this Granny doesn't give a fuck. Wouldn't you agree? I got this picture in email from my good buddy Jeffy who warned you that

My sick wife sent this to me. If at work just watch out for on lookers.

if you're at work then you should beware of any onlookers! Sometimes the emails are just too good to pass up and we figure we should share them with you.

Granny Tattoo Photo

Thank's Jeff, you sick bastard.

Hey, maybe this chick should meet up with this dude.

Old tattoo guy, meet Naked tattoo grandma

June 5, 2009 | Filed Under Funny-Tattoos | 7 Comments 

The Magestic Screwnicorn

Sent to us by the man D styles (studio page), we proudly present, the Screwnicorn.

D styles says, "Here's a pic of something i did on someone recently who lost a bet but was a man of his word. behold... the screwnicorn!"


Yes, it really is a unicorn with a penis horn. Turns out these two dudes had a wager... what they wagered on I don't know but... winner got to pick what the tattoo was and the loser had to pay for it and pick where it went.

The winner of the wager admires the Screwnicorn up close... at least the looser kept his word and got that tattoo.

oyes.

*late edit - hey winner, your face is way too close to the loosers nearly exposed penis for any heterosexual to ever be. Thats all.

February 5, 2009 | Filed Under Funny-Tattoos, Tattoo-Pictures | 5 Comments 

A Bunch of Bad Tattoos

One of the forums I frequent recently had a post up of some really bad tattoos, I'd say these are some of the worst tattoos in the world. I happen to agree with many of them. So without further ado, lets look at this collection of really bad tattoos.
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Yes sir, I'm here to apply for the customer support position. I have lots of people skills and great telephone persona. I feel I would be an invaluable asset to your company and can start working right away.
Gumby and His HorseI'm gumby dammit and i'm tapping that arse.
ThrillerYou Know It's Thriller, Thriller Nights.
I'm trying way to hard to have a bad tattoo. Success.
UnicornI'm sure this makes sense to someone and I'll just say this one is the most likely to get us emailed asking to take it down.
nullSleepy, Doc, Stinky.
Heavy Metal RAAAAR
Heavy Metal... RAAAAAAAAAAAR I'm a big fan!
I see u looking I see you looking and am defensive yet intrigued.
ahhhhhh meeeeeenAnd we will be best friends forever
Seems FriendlyHi, I'm here to pick up your daughter. Yes, I promise to have her home by curfew and I'm a safe driver.

Ahh, the bad tattoos are never ending. Should have another funny tattoo post coming soon and thanks to that gay webmaster forum for doing the legwork.

January 19, 2009 | Filed Under Funny-Tattoos, Tattoo-Pictures | 5 Comments 

Nigerian Scammer - Owned via Tattoo

It warms my heart to see the Nigerian scum bags who prey on naive elderly people getting a taste of their own medicine.

I'm sure you have all seen the emails of people claiming to be due to receive a huge sum of money, but if they can avoid their governments taxes by using your bank account they will cut you a percentage...

Well, take a look at our friend 'Rev Nicholas Okorie'. Now a proud member of the "Church of the Tattoo'd Saint" after he tried to scam whom he thought was a Priest in charge of the accounts payable department at a very generous church in the United States.

The scammer has the tables turned on him as he is convinced to get himself tattooed to prove his membership in the church, and to receive is $40,000 grand +.

Here is the scammer as he joins the 'church of the tattoo'd saint'.

Nigerian Scammer Gets Scammed into a Tattoo

Here is our good friend "Reverend Nicholas" getting his tattoo so he can get his $44,000 check from the Church of the Tattoo'd Saint.
Tattoo In Action
This guy tried to scam the wrong guy.

Welcome to the Church of the Tattoo'd Saint, Rev Okorie!

Moral of the story? Don't fuck with the 419Eaters and scammers get what they deserve. Big huge lifetime tattoos letting them know how they got "Baited by the 419 Eaters".

September 24, 2008 | Filed Under Funny-Tattoos | 3 Comments 

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