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Welcome to MyTattooSucks.com. I have a tattoo that sucks, and it sucks royally. I do not want you to make the same mistakes I did, that is why I created this website.

The goal of this website is to post funny tattoo information and help tattoo seekers get a good tattoo and avoid the tattoo mistakes I made when I got my first tattoo. Read more about me and my sucky tattoo here. I will also provide picture proof of me and my tattoo that sucks!

 
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Baseball Tattoos - MLB Player Tattoos

Some of the most well known MLB players sport their tattoos. Players like Jason Giambi has who has both arms down over the bicep. There is a very cool looking skull centerpiece on his left shoulder and I can't quite make out what he has on his right arm, but it looks like a dragon.
MLB Player Jason Giambi Tattoos.

As I was doing some googling about tattoos that baseball players had, I saw that Toronto Blue Jays Pitcher Justin Miller (or whereever he is at when you happen to read this) would be forced to wear long sleeve shirts when he pitches because the tattoos on his arms are a distraction to hitters. Miller has 50% of his body covered in Tattoos. Source at ESPN and wikipedia shows him with long sleeves. and I also saw how often "back in the day" that mlb players didn't hardly even have facial hair (a mustach/goat-tee was a no no') to now how lots of them have tattoos.

If you want to go watch some baseball, snap us some photo's of these guys tattoos for the site. Check out this site for Cheap Baseball Tickets. And find a good seat up close so you can get some photo's of all of these tattoos. We'll post them to the site, and unless you're a little bitch about it, like the guy I posted his photo of the 'mystical eight blade' where he emailed me to remove it, because it was a 'friend of his who didn't approve' (uh-huh, and monkeys might fly out my arse in the morning) when I posted it into my latest collection of really funny tattoos.

Other things to note. This is an awesome tattoo of Bettie Page the female baseball player tattood on the back of his leg... she's damn hot, and the tattoo is awesome, it's by Amanda Cancilla. Look at the detail of the shirt at the bottom, not to mention the nipples jump right out at you.

I should also say that HomeRunDerby has the best post I've seen lately of the Best Major League Baseball Tattoos with photos of tons of different pictures.

More Funny and Really Bad Tattoos

Ok, let's just get right down to it. Here is our next installment of some really funny ass tattoos and my god what the hell are these people thinking getting these really bad tattoos.
Happy Clown Tattoo - FAIL

Ooh, here is the mystical 'eight blade'. *We received an email from "No Name Given" saying that they knew the person who had the mystical "eight blade" tattoo. (riiiighht). Tell that person fine, but the photo is up on photobucket so if you want it removed from the web you should talk to them.

Butthead is fairly well hung eh?
It's up to his nipples for god sakes.

If I'm tapping it from behind the last thing I want to see is your eyes looking back at me from the back of your neck.
WTF

even funnier is the demonic penis up at the top right of his ass...
funny ass tattoo, literally

yarrrr!
yarrrrgh

Flaming cup-cake.
Respect the Cupcake

Fuck I sold my forehead for advertising to a website named Manville.
forehead tattoo 'manville'

MMA Tattoos

MMA is one of the fastest growing sports on the planet. Let's take a look at some of the different MMA tattoos sported by our favorite fighters.

It wouldn't be my tattoo sucks unless we started with the worst / funniest tattoos first, so, check out this list of 12 worst tattoos in the MMA.
Dude says . Yes, that says 'I have a small penis'. Haha that combined with the nazi chest piece owns for the worst mma tattoo. How sardonic do you have to be to put that tattoo on yourself? I mean WTF.

Bad MMA TattoosSee more of the worst mma tattoos in the link above, and bodog life has rated some of the top mma tattoos in a piece on bodognation, including pictures of mma tattoos.

Time Freeze at Grand Central

A member of a forum I frequent posted this video and I thought it would be a good introduction for our first random cool stuff entry. This first video is from the group called Improv Everywhere www.improveverywhere.com and essentially they just come up with funny things to do and as a group go out and do it.

This first video is when the improv group decides to all freeze at the same time in Grand Central station... too funny.

Everyone freezes at same time in Grand Central Station

These guys are called Improv Everywhere and at a group level pull off stunts...

Haha this one owns too when they decide to ride the subway without pants. Hello hotties!

"No Pants On the Subway"

You can see some more of the videos at www.improveverywhere.com.

Laser Tattoo Removal

When that tat just has to go...

Tattoo removal is the fastest growing segment of the tattoo industry. With a sucky tattoo like mine, I sure can believe that! Thankfully, tattoo removal isn't nearly the traumatic event that it used to be, especially with awesome new methods like laser tattoo removal. However,keep in mind that tattoo removal is still a significant medical procedure that should be entered into with all necessary precautions and responsible research.

Tattoo removal is far from an exact science, and just about any doctor will tell you that there is no guarantee that a tattoo can be removed completely. There most likely will be some scarring or pigment change in the area where your tattoo used to be.

The Truth about Laser Tattoo Removal

Another misconception is that laser tattoo removal is an over-night type fix to erase a tattoo. This is far from the truth. Fact is, laser tattoo removal is not performed all in one single treatment. Laser removal of your tattoo requires many sessions of laser treatment and each session requires breaks of four weeks or more between each laser treatment session. Slowly, throughout these spaced out laser treatments, your tattoo will be removed with final results being based on the color of the tattoo, the pigment type and the depth.

Don't forget, tattoos are meant to be permanent! All tattoo aftercare advice is designed to help prolong the life of your tattoo and keep it as perfect as the day you got it, right? To make things even more challenging, all the recent advancements in ink technology and in the skill level of professional tattoo artists, tattoos received in the last decade or so are very difficult to remove. Tattoos are permanent because the needle used penetrates below the epidermis and places ink into the dermis layer of your skin.

Fact is, all tattoos are meant to be permanent, and that is why tattoos are so difficult to remove. Difficult, but not impossible! The good news is, tattoos CAN be removed from all areas of the body. Better yet, tattoos given by very experienced tattoo artists are the easiest to remove because the pigment has been evenly injected into your skin.

Laser Tattoo Removal - How Does It Work?

Laser tattoo removal targets the pigment of the tattoo with short bursts of high-intensity light from a laser. While the laser penetrates the skin, it is also is a direct target to the pigment of the tattoo and leaves the surrounding tissue free from damage. The laser itself does not actually remove anything; it simply disrupts the pigment of a tattoo. Laser tattoo removal breaks up the pigments for the body to absorb. Basically, laser tattoo removal makes your body into an "eraser".

What About Scarring and Other Risks of Laser Tattoo Removal?

The risks that could occur following laser tattoo removal include infection, sunburn-type burns of the area, scarring (from heavy scarring to minor), and an itching sensation around the treated area. In the past, tattoo removal was done using various undeveloped surgery techniques, all of which left tattoo removal patients with a lot of scarring and empty pockets. These days, laser technology is more refined. While there is still the chance of scarring from multiple laser treatments, doctors have developed their treatments to minimize scarring. Keep in mind, that no matter what form of tattoo removal you choose, some scarring or color variations of your skin are likely to remain.

Laser Tattoo Removal - The Bottom Line

Laser tattoo removal is a booming business and the fastest growing area of the tattoo industry. The most popular form of tattoo removal is laser treatment. Using laser treatment for tattoo removal is the preferred medical technique by both patients and practitioners. Although most dermatological practitioners will caution that the complete removal of a tattoo is not fully possible, using laser surgery for tattoo removal has been proven to be highly-effective. Regardless of each persons personal reason to have a tattoo removed, laser tattoo removal is a popular and effective way of getting rid of an unwanted tattoo.

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